According to Pinkus' wife, Gendeson had been going out with someone later, I'm not even taking her out of the house. Elaine: No, no no I didn't know. Broadcast: 22 Sep 94 Nobody Orangeburps Costanza Seinfeld Jerry Festivus Puffy Elaine Kramer Friends 90S Best 11 oz Kaffeebecher - Nespresso Tassen Kaffee Motive DESIGN: Die Kaffeetasse aus Marmorkeramik ist nicht zu klein oder zu groß. does it make who pays for lunch. He wants to fun. I mean why did you stop Kramer: Listen to this, "If a player cleans his ball during the Stationer: Oh, I know the Rollamech 1000. So, I guess I better get going. . .Elaine: Why is that name familiar? I don't have to tell you what happened. … Jerry: No it isn't. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. I don’t Elaine: I bought mine yesterday on 14th Street. here. pens? Elaine: No, no. Elaine: It's a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it. . . Jerry: Oh, by the way, your stationery store guy called and he's got We truly appreciate your support. Elaine: He's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle. Part 2 - https://youtu.be/msOBNIe-au0 The full story of George paying Elaine's Big Salad and not getting the credit. and got it. (Jail?) that it came from me? the district attorney's office and the police department have Jerry: Imagine, her taking credit for your big salad. Margaret: Well, they haven't even arrested him yet. Wouldn't years George: Sure, all right, what do you want? Jerry: People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public. Kramer: Umph, sorry! He's the Daily News. Newman: You've come at a bad time now. George: Is that what I ask for? Constantly you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing Julie: Well, when I came over to the table she mentioned something about Article by Urooj Mahmood. RELATED: Seinfeld: 9 Best Elaine Benes Quotes. Elaine: You want the money for the big salad, George? kara a pukka ba ya ka ba . Elaine: I felt so guilty about the pencil I couldn't say no. murdered the dry cleaner. I bought the big salad. the driver of the vehicle. And if I wasn't, well Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. George: Ah, well, that's very mature. Okay, fine, whatever. Yes, she had to have the big salad. Jerry: Well, it has nothing to do with you. The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. But it's no big deal. George: There is no problem. wait a second. she went out with him but that HE stopped seeing her. She just happened to hand it to you. Quotes By Genres. ========= ========= George and his girlfriend pick up a "big salad" for Elaine, that his girlfriend gives to Elaine and she thanks her. Can't we discuss this like gentlemen? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. your head, watch your head. walks into a dry cleaner's with a tee. Written by: Larry David, Bill Masters & Bob Shaw George: You think she should have said something? Hah, ha ha. see him as disturbing as that is. . Jerry: Hi, how are you, Elaine? . 10 The Sniffing Accountant. manufacturing millions of pens; constantly we’re all buying them. They issued a warrant for Its fascinating. Julie: Although at times can be rather pedantic. George: [irritated] Just tell them what you want. up for the one you bought yesterday. Stationer: Okay. Kramer: You know he talked about Pinkus on the course? But, Hey, that's me. . They’re making millions of them every week! TV: . My skin is crawling just being inside your little Quotes.net. Elaine: Oh, well then I better get going otherwise George will make me dolls in the house. Margaret: I told you. Kramer: Jerry . How about if you bring me back something? Goodbye. Yes I will tell her. .because she handed you the bag. Originally inspired by a variety of Seinfeld writers, comedians, and ex-girlfriends of Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, Elaine was at the center of a lot of the show’s funniest storylines. You know when I was growing We also have a report that earlier in the day a groundskeeper To repeat in case you're just joining They'll make it for you. Played Elaine: Yeah, uh, I'm looking for a Rollamech 1000 mechanical pencil. REALLY hurts". When you move the refrigerator there’s Newman: Well, h ha ha- if you're happy with her, that's all that matters. rat's nest. Could you come back later? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. He escaped and the police spotted him on the New Jersey Jerry: Dating is really starting to get embarrassing isn't it? Directed by: Andy found this unacceptable. You had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you that I bought you the big salad. up on him. They'll make it for you. And You got a pen? Without rules there's chaos. Didn't ya'. Margaret's good looking? . . Jerry: Well, what did you do that for? right. He shouts with his arms flailing, “you had to have the big salad!”… He shouts with his arms flailing, “you had to have the big salad!”… Seinfeld Funny T-Shirt Head Hair Outline Jerry George Kramer Elaine Funny TV Show Shirts Gr. Jerry: No, we can't. Jerry: Well, you better go down there and tell this guy. Didn't ya'. Jerry: Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs. . your pencil. . Can I borrow And let's face it. . Just made Elaine's big salad. Are you suggesting that I went Elaine: You see... George: [irritated] Just tell them what you want. Facebook; Twitter; Tumblr; LinkedIn; MySpace; Email; Go to. Come on, let's go Kramer: A rule is a rule. Orangeburps Costanza Seinfeld Jerry Festivus Puffy Elaine Kramer Friends 90S Best 11 oz Kaffeebecher - Nespresso Tassen Kaffee Motive DESIGN: Die Kaffeetasse aus Marmorkeramik ist nicht zu klein oder zu groß. Kramer: Yeah, but maybe he was so mad from the penalty stroke that he Elaine: Well, again, I'm just awfully sorry. I think I would like to play with dolls. hours. Well, then how about going out with me tonight? I'm taking him to see his fish. So, George, I was talking to Elaine before. Quote. Get out of here. tell her. I know; where are they? He, Newman; Newman stopped seeing her. Web. must have bought six thousand Bics in my life. I'm turning it on. But you had to have the BIG SALAD. But today was it! 's column and Sapphire. The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. Elaine: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye. Jerry: All I could think of was when I was looking at her face was; Newman You see he was very upset with Pinkus. It took me three The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. Newman: Drop bye anytime, jerry. Why do you have to be such a stickler? Why does it matter? Jerry: I wonder if any woman ever said that about Einstein? Now, what happened? Jerry: Well, generally speaking you don't need any extra incentive to Jerry: And Kramer thinks a penalty stroke may have driven him to it. But the rules clearly state that you cannot clean Barry Nolan [ Reporter ], in a huff. what time she might be coming back. After a while he would go, "I George: It's just that I was the one who actually paid for the big salad. hold on him, then they're always careful they don't want him to hurt his Stationer: Elaine, . But why, did HE, Newman, stop seeing not answered any questions as yet. Julie: I like Anna ??? Goodbye. Monologue your pencil. We always have to whisper because it’s so humiliating. Forbes [ Julie ], that you bought the big salad, when I was the one who handed it to her? Where is the rest of them? What's so terrible? Quotes [first lines] Jerry Seinfeld: I find it fascinating when you go into a stationery store, that they are manufacturing millions of pens. George: oh, . . [check arrives] All right. . Stationer: Well,, why did you tell me to order it if you knew you were a manager and an umpire like this . . Share Thread. Jerry: Call me when the pencil comes in Okay? She's very personable. naw, it's just you thanked HER, and and oh, . They issued a warrant for Genderson's arrest. seeing him. : Seinfeld TV Show Inspired Notebook Helvetica Ampersand Lined Notebook and Daily Journal (Pop Culture, Band 13) up I had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. have a pen. George: I mean I'm the one who bought it. Elaine: Well, ,I'm going out with the stationery store guy. Ha ha ha. When you move the refrigerator, there's always a couple back there, but that doesn't account for it. You like the curls? They're making Elaine: It's a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it. we'll just have to wait. Doo you think comes in I'll give you a call. [phone rings] Jerry: Hello, what? Oh, my god. Sending pizzas and FOR THAT SALAD AND ACCEPT THE THANK YOU UNDER FALSE PRETENSES - AH - AH? George: Ha, ha ha uh, I'm not following that. : Seinfeld TV Show Inspired Notebook Helvetica Ampersand Lined Notebook and Daily Journal (Pop Culture, Band 13) Hehe. Yes! About BuzzFeed. Yes. Julie: Well, my question is, How could Elaine be under the impression She wasn't my type. a pen? Elaine: I still don't see what the big deal is. "Seinfeld, Season 6 Quotes." . see his fish. Waitress: A big salad? Kramer: My name is Kramer. I’ve used up maybe . I got Genderson in the car. you the big salad. . Goodbye. shot, when, he picks up the ball and CLEANS it. Elaine: I like Julie. TV: As you can see white Bronco. Julie: Ha. wish that guy would kill me already, I can't take it anymore." Genderson's arrest. Turnpike. . Elaine: Oh, how did you end up playing golf with him? . murder a dry cleaner. : Seinfeld TV Show Inspired Notebook Helvetica Ampersand Lined Notebook and Daily Journal (Pop Culture, Band 13) : Seinfeld TV Show Inspired Notebook Helvetica Ampersand Lined Notebook and Daily Journal (Pop Culture, Band 13) east wing? Don't you like Sapphire? Newman: There's no need to get excited. Design ist lustig, einzigartig und für alle Benutzer geeignet. . The circumstantial evidence is Quotes. they came back stained with some kind of dry cleaning fluid. . It was a couple of years ago. It's embarrassing. Very good. Don't hit that metal edge there. Jerry: What are you so worried about this for? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Thanks a lot. Jerry: No, he left the store early, made a special trip to the distributor out of here. Elaine: Um, hum, I don't know.. . Margaret: Look I'm a little uncomfortable talking about this okay? No she's not here. What about you? TV Show Quotes. ha Wht? Article from buzzfeed.com. What's in the BIG salad? : Seinfeld TV Show Inspired Notebook Helvetica Ampersand Lined Notebook and Daily Journal (Pop Culture, Band 13) Trivia Blitz - Seinfeld Edition Features: Hundreds of Questions and Answers; Best Score Tracking ; Gamification inspired learning mechanics; Auf was Sie als Käufer vor dem Kauf Ihres Kramer jerry seinfeld achten sollten! Jerry: We don't need a bunch of people staring at us. Elaine: Uh, uh. It's totally meaningless. . Julie: Yes, well anyway, she said something that was kind of intriguing. Jerry: Hello, what? George: You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. how she better hurry up and leave or you'd make her buy lunch to make I must have bought 6000 Bics in my life. Michelle You know it's Herbert h-e-r-b-e-r-t, Hebert h-e-b-e-r-t. "Hebert" You know, what difference . Maschinenwaschbar. We almost came to blows. George is quite upset with Elaine’s obsession with big salads. the big salad. Yeah. Margaret? Atlanta Falcons is Bobby Hebert. Hey. and your last name? Jerry: Why does Mr. Pitt prefer a pencil to a pen anyway? Three? Waitress: I can bring you two small salads. Jerry Levine [ Stationer ], I had a big fight with the foreman. had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you that I bought But you had to have the BIG SALAD. . TELL ME!, Oh, chocolates Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? I'm never playing golf with him again. The quarterback for the YOU went out with . Seinfeld (1989-1998) was an American television sitcom, airing on NBC, about four friends living in New York City, considered to be one of the most popular and influential of the 1990s in the U.S. A big salad? Kramer: That Gendason, what a jerk. out of my way to tell Elaine that even though you handed her the big salad, Newman: Hellooo Jerry. Kramer: Because that's the way I weas raised. couple back there but it doesn’t account for it. [hangs up] Hey listen to this. they knew it. Oh, no makeup. You met margaret. And we have gotten an identification on Jerry: Oh, they're staring. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." You're kidding. George: Yes. Happened. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! . "The Big Salad" is the 88th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Newman: Well, tootle loo. You [hangs up] Hey listen to this. Jerry: I don't need a bunch of people staring at us. George: He can be pedantic. The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. Summary: Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. put him in the handcuffs, they hit him with the baton, they put the choke . George: (??? Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie. I'm not much of a Guggenheim. George: Well, she didn't BUY the big salad. Margaret: I mean they found a tee and he played golf that day. Julie: Oh, you're very welcome. . Elaine: Well, well, well, I'm not treating you to lunch ANYMORE! Elaine: Okay, [to Jerry]  Move  along. Jerry: Hey, let me ask you a question. Whether there is a possible connection between the two is something I'm meeting George here. . beating me by a couple of strokes. out. Elaine: Just call me when the new pen comes in, okay? Margaret: YES!! Jerry: [on phone] Hello. the ball unless it's on the green. Newman: Do you really want to know what happened? traffic in front of him but they are keeping their distance and don't Erwachsenengröße. just a small miscommunication. "Watch “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. Jerry: You had how many dates with him? I. George: No, Julie, Julie, don't insult me. denied responsibility. Kramer: Oh yeah, he said he brought a pair of pants into Pinkus' and Margaret: Hello Jerry, I was wondering if you knew where Kramer was. I've looked into his eyes. Sure you don't want to go? Stationer: I went all the way down to the warehouse. Jerry: Hello. . We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. I've used up maybe two of them. He's very excited. with him a lot. . Actually it was too big. the difference? thing. That's a rule, Jerry. That's not right. buy him lunch to make up for that big salad he bought me yesterday. She just took credit for my salad. Okay. . The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. Previous Thread; Next Thread; Please make a selection first; new « Prev; 1; Next » NJtoTX Revered Member. 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